I hate myspace sometimes

2008-09-03T18:12:38Z

I just want to make an example of this asshole:

Can you believe his insolent boldness? His audacity!? Now, obviously he read the first line in the about me; good for him! But his spelling is atrocious. Not to mention his use of "ur"...I'm not going there again.

This guy is more than twice my age, he's 42. Now, there's nothing wrong with a little age difference, but come on, he's 42 and trying to "hook up". Sorry no, Even if I were in to men THAT much older, something tells me you'd have little to nothing to offer.

Unless you're Craig Ferguson, Eddie Izzard, Trent Reznor, Billy Corgan, Black Francis, or Kim Deal (yes I know she's a chick, but I love the Pixies)...I'm not interested in your 40 + year old balls.

His about me on myspace states:

"Hey people!!! My name is Wayne and if there are any hot single ladies in my area lets talk. Now about me...I love to hunt. My game of choice are Whitetail 4 and 2 legged...lmao!!! also Wild Turkey. I also enjoy camping, fishing, and anything outdoors."

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't shun a person because of the music they listen to, but since he wanted to be an asshole, I'm going to count it against him, the first song that played when I visited his profile was "Dust In The Wind" by Kansas.

I hate that song. I'd rather listen to the shit bands around Henderson ALL DAY than listen to that song ONCE.

No thanks, I'll pass.

So yea, that's what I had to say about him. Some people on there are creepy. But I guess those are the chances I take by being on there.

Some days I just wanna delete it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boils and Ghouls!